Not. Even. Sorry.

Okay, so anyone who read that last post knows how terribly, terrible bad that joke was. I'm not sure it even warrants as a joke. So, I'm a little sorry. I now feel as though I should actually write something worth reading. Will whatever I write actually be worth reading... Who the hell knows!?

Well, today started-

OH SHIIIIIIIT-AKI MUSHROOMS IT'S SNOWING-

Out with me not. Wanting. To. Move. I'd happily ignore company and food for the rest of the day if it meant I could lay alone, on mah blow-up mattress, either having a snooze or thinking about the current foookery that has become my life lately... But that's another subject for another time, kiddies.

Anyway, so, after the initial desire to spend my day in the safe cocoon of my duvet and my thoughts, I realised that I drive myself mad when I only have me to talk to, so that ended that plan.

In the end, my wonderful housemate/ beautiful best friend suggested a lazy day. Absolutely no effort required for 'em! LOVE. HER.

Well, after that gem of an idea, here I am. In my too-big RAMBO shirt, pajama bottoms (stamped with blue dinosaurs) and watching the aforementioned best friend completely own who I'm sure are 14 year old boys on XBOX live... Already today I've gobbled down a slice of wholegrain toast (V. Healthy) and a bowl of supernoodles (Not V. Healthy!) and am quite shamelessly craving a big bar of Galaxy. Mhm.
Later we plan on having a marathon of the Zombie goodness that is the Walking Dead... and later, if we feel repentant enough (all that junk food!) we'll attempt to do one of our various, still packaged, work out DVD's. But... Probably not.

Of course, there are funner ways to spend those lovely 'mental health days'. Some of those consist of building a fort out of bed-sheets and bubble wrap. Or sliding down the stairs on a mattress... I could think of better ones, but in all honesty, I fancy a nap.

What do you like to do on those kind of days? Let me know! No matter how nutty or boring it sounds!

Buh-bye :) xxx

Something to think about...

I feel like I should write something, so here it goes!

Something.

Bye! xxx

Because who the hell knows what the hell I'm going to use this blog to write about?

I'll probably complain a lot. Or enthuse about food. Or wine. Any alcohol really. I like alcohol. Or TV shows. Or books.
Most likely I'll forget about this all together. I mainly just enjoy stalking the blogs of the women (I can't write this without sounding like I belong on a list of a particular kind) I aspire to be like one day. Yeno-
-Witty
-Skinnayyyy
-Hilarious (The kind that doesn't come from crude jokes...Which just so happens to be my favorite type of humor)


I have absolutely no idea where I'm going with this.

Buh-bye dears!

See you soon!

Shelby xoxo

P.S....Probably.
P.S.S...Maybe.
P.S.S.S...Probably not. But I'm trying new things! :)
P.S.S.S.S... I've never used 'xoxo' before. Not sure how I feel about it.
P.S.S.S.S.S... Feel free to comment things you'd like me to write about. Or things you'd like to mock me for attempting to write about. That'd be good too.